short 'n sweet

you already know... im the coolest person reppin if you think this blog is rachet then you may as well be steppin.

dora-wont-explore:

keepcalm-and-shred-on:

girlveins:

i think about this girl so much through out my day i hope shes happy 

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while

ITS BACK

dora-wont-explore:

keepcalm-and-shred-on:

girlveins:

i think about this girl so much through out my day i hope shes happy 

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while

ITS BACK

(Source: saddeer)

tylerfucklin:

heathyr:

In a world where people don’t see in color until they find their true mate”

OH MY GOD

HELLO YES I WOULD LIKE ONE 40K FIC PLEASE

(via buildabitchworkshop)

clestroying:

clestroying:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

(Source: clestroying, via orgasm)

yuuckchris:

Crying
saddeer:

johnathanwall:

pleasedotheneedful:

me @ the club

let that woman jig!!

i love her!!!!

saddeer:

johnathanwall:

pleasedotheneedful:

me @ the club

let that woman jig!!

i love her!!!!

(Source: jake--from--statefarm)

Graduation speech

*Points to person*:

Fuck you

*Points to person*:

Fuck you

*Points to person*:

Fuck you

*Points to person*:

Fuck you

*Points to crush*:

Fuck me

*Points to person*:

Fuck you

*Points to person*:

Fuck you

meladoodle:

godlykesha:

meladoodle:

one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’

is this the same dad that once called you dad

no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit

(via reginasmom)

uglyadult:

you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk

uglyadult:

you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk

(via brassholes)

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(Source: s-un-rise, via sex-thrill)